Be creative this time, guys. The “I’m gay” “I have no penis” “I am a girl” captions are a dime a dozen. I know you can do better :)
What’s your best caption?
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joemathanielo answered:
I need to change my towel
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c-l-o-u-d-9 answered:
Selena, SELENA! Has my tan finally beaten yours?
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dejahmakaylah answered:
He’s So Amazing and Cute
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jekyll-jekyll-hyde answered:
“Aw shit, I’m gonn shit myself.”
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fabisrad reblogged this from poisonparadise and added:
oh mah gawddd bald eagle.
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asseenbyjulez answered:
i luv my fans but my fans crabs dont like me
grade-a-memo answered:
Got crabs.
flaccidphallus reblogged this from anthonyspears and added:
Arrested for flashing titties in public.
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inyour-light answered:
CRABS IN THE SEA!
worstbestfriend answered:
“OH NO, SELENA IS CHOKING ON HER CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!”
scottbalf answered:
Selina! Selina! It burns! It burns!
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nealypants answered:
Rachel Maddow seen frolicking on a topless beach.
jesus-esp answered:
Shit I dropped my ointment for crabs a mile back!
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the-womanizer answered:
god my balls are so itchy!
greenswimmingpool-pinkflamingos answered:
Awww, shit. My dick fell off again. Wonder if Selena has super glue..
landonfromlondon said:
“HOLY FUCK SELENA, I Cant get CRABS AGAIN!”
its-a-trap answered:
Shit my tampon fell out
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livinginwatercolor answered:
“SELENA WAIT!!! I MANSCAPED THIS TIME!!” hahaha dumb but it was the first thing to come to my head…
brenna-mae answered:
Boner on the run !
the-wildside answered:
first pubes?
itwasgoingtohappen answered:
“I don’t know why it’s so itchy! I haven’t got any hairs down there yet to itch!”
ladythunderwolf answered:
Uhg. crabs!
elisiaixchelle answered:
My bikini wax is fresh.
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rentedbeatle answered:
Selena! Come quick, I’m getting pubes!
